Unfortunately it was announced that international striker and home-team superstriker Bartlett was injured in the match against Pompey on saturday. He is out for an undisclosed amount of time and we hope he will be to his shot missing first team position soon!

LOL j/k. The guy is a fookin noob. I hope he has to retire or go to a more suitable league, such as the Ryman conference.

Time for Euell or JJ to get a chance now that nooblet is dead.